Name – Tooth Fairy(pet name – Toothie)
Headline – Not a dentist

Hi,

Thank you for visiting my profile. It is so toothsome that you took 2 seconds to stop by my profile. I am looking for the perfect set of dentures to spend the rest of my life with. Because natural teeth’s life is fleeting and they don’t realise that life is meant to balance fun(eating doughnuts) with regular trips to the dentist. Do you know what I say to every child who puts a tooth in the tooth fairy box for me to find? Floss! Don’t even get me started on the stubbornness people have when it comes to flossing. But if I was looking for a fling, I would have gone out with a regular set of teeth. But I am looking for a long term commitment, probably even marriage(blush).

I am a bit disgruntled because dentures ask me why I decided to go in for a tooth fairy job and not a regular fairy job. It has a wider gamut of responsibilities, of course I understand that. It is all so corporate and political! My manager thought that my OCD when it comes to clean teeth will help me with the job. The thing is it makes it worse. I would love to go out with a pair of dentures manufactured from a reputed, high culture and rich manufacturer.

That’s all from my side. If you like the truth, sorry tooth, do ping me.

Until next time,
Toothie